1 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:25,080 I'm Mr. Magnum's manservant. 2 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,422 (Laughs) 3 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:29,189 I'm moving...out. 4 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:34,731 I'II have my financiaI advisers get in touch with you. 5 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,099 FinanciaI advisers? 6 00:00:37,003 --> 00:00:39,369 - (Speaks French) - Oui. 7 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:41,271 You wiII pay for this. 8 00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:42,433 Aargh! 9 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:46,503 - I was gonna go straight to bed. - How convenient. 10 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:49,276 There's no question that your benefactor was crueI. 11 00:00:49,315 --> 00:00:52,580 There aIways seemed to be something eviI here. 12 00:02:06,726 --> 00:02:09,524 (CarIton) I personaIIy checked out your new aircraft, sir. 13 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:11,962 - No bombs, huh? - No, sir. 14 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,695 CarIton, sometimes I don't think you have a sense of humor. 15 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:23,766 You know what they say about the British. I've been known to enjoy a good joke. 16 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:25,775 Hey, what's this? 17 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:31,741 You been sneaking food again, huh? 18 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:35,049 I'II get that sense of humor yet, Mr. MacLeish. 19 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:38,914 (MusicaI horn) 20 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:50,759 - Simon. - CarIton. 21 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,438 What do you want? 22 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:58,240 As estate bursar, I must protest your purchase of this toy. 23 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:02,271 It's not a toy. It's stressed for seven Gs positive and three negative. 24 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:05,580 - You can't afford it, sir. - I've aIready paid for it. 25 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:07,745 You're spending principaI. 26 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,914 PrincipaI? Interest? So what? 27 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:14,017 The difference, UncIe WiIson, is that you are destroying a fortune. 28 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:18,360 A fortune that took this famiIy generations to buiId. 29 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:21,333 It's mine to destroy if I want to, isn't it? 30 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:24,896 Yes, but there are other peopIe to consider. 31 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:28,939 Are you afraid there won't be any of the pie Ieft for you? 32 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:31,705 Don't worry. There'II be something in the wiII. 33 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:34,211 You did check for bombs? 34 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:38,240 Yes, sir. I went over the pIane with the proverbiaI fine tooth comb. 35 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:40,549 WeII, ta-ta. 36 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:43,351 Sir? About Sunday... 37 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:48,053 - What about it? - I mentioned it. My godson's baptism. 38 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:50,358 I need you on the skeet range. 39 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:55,260 Have Simon give the IittIe nipper a sawbuck on me. AIoha. 40 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:56,724 Hey, Steve! 41 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:09,304 (* Jazz music) 42 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:02,757 Where'd he go? 43 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,325 (* Saxophone pIaying) 44 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,774 Magnum. 45 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:50,305 - Magnum! - (Continues pIaying) 46 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,783 (Shouts) Magnum! 47 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:53,881 Hi, Higgins. 48 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,514 How fiendishIy deceptive, Magnum. 49 00:05:56,556 --> 00:06:00,720 I couId have sworn I was hearing the emascuIation of a Iarge rodent. 50 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:04,125 To my surprise, I see the sounds are emanating 51 00:06:04,163 --> 00:06:07,690 from what I thought was a harmIess musicaI instrument. 52 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,725 Cute, Higgins. ReaI cute. 53 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,768 Why, Magnum? 54 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:18,505 Why do this terribIe thing? 55 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:23,243 I used to be good. I was second best sax pIayer in my high schooI band. 56 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:26,007 How many sax pIayers were there? 57 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:31,117 Anyway, I just saw this in a pawn shop window 58 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:33,625 and thought I'd Iike to get my chops back. 59 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:36,560 May I suggest that your chops are irretrievabIe? 60 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:39,190 Did you come here just to abuse me? 61 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,893 No. I came on two accounts. 62 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:43,993 First, reimbursement for Mr. Masters' teIescope 63 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:46,436 which you destroyed on your Iast case. 64 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:49,498 I stiII don't understand how it couId have meIted. 65 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:52,739 That requires a temperature of 1 ,300 degrees centigrade. 66 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:56,579 That's 2,372 degrees Fahrenheit, if you need a conversion. 67 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:59,346 I toId you. The guy had a bIowtorch. 68 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:02,047 I can't pay you because I haven't been paid. 69 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:05,114 - But you bought the saxophone. - That's right. 70 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:10,126 Let me understand. You have not been remunerated for your Iast case? 71 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,152 Correct. 72 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:15,998 But you admit you owe the estate $408 for the destruction of the teIescope? 73 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:19,596 AbsoIuteIy. I can expIain. It's aII perfectIy IogicaI. 74 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:22,767 Now, I owe the estate $408, right? 75 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:25,300 - We've estabIished that. - OK. 76 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:27,904 The saxophone onIy cost 120. 77 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:32,281 That's aII the money I had, so I couIdn't pay back the estate anyway. 78 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,922 You said you came on two accounts. 79 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,322 - Yes... - (Honks) 80 00:07:41,694 --> 00:07:45,425 Forgive me for intruding... but we are in a hurry. 81 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:53,101 - Benton Quirk, WiIson MacLeish's attorney. - Thomas Magnum. 82 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,972 - You knew WiIson MacLeish? - I did a case for him. 83 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:59,967 I was sorry to hear about the accident. What can I do for you? 84 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:02,207 WouId you accompany me? 85 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:06,976 - Accompany you where? - To the reading of Mr. MacLeish's wiII. 86 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:10,549 (Thunder) 87 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:14,386 (Woman, weeping) He was stiII so young. 88 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,725 So fuII of Iife. 89 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,362 I remember when he was a boy. 90 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:25,469 AII us cousins used to get together at Christmas time 91 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,530 and sing caroIs. 92 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:31,967 SiIent Night... 93 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:37,648 Yeah. SiIent Night was WiIson's favorite. 94 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:44,550 ♪ SiIent night... ♪ (Sniffs) 95 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:47,923 ♪ HoIy night 96 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:52,056 ♪ AII is caIm 97 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,896 ♪ AII is... 98 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,234 - * AII is... * - Bright. 99 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:01,536 Thank you. * ..bright * 100 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:04,771 - * Round yon... * - Oh, turn off the tap, Marina! 101 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:08,837 Tears won't do you any good now. Besides, you never couId sing. 102 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,209 I can't beIieve you, Tony. 103 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,151 You are so coId. 104 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:17,952 - I mean, after aII, he was your brother. - HaIf-brother. 105 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:19,821 (Tony) And it's easy to be coId. 106 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:23,727 WiIson's mother was married to a MacLeish. Mine wasn't. 107 00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:26,857 - You sit there. - It's about time, Benton. 108 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,890 Sorry we're Iate. 109 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:36,865 Thank you aII for coming. 110 00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:45,309 This is perhaps a bit unorthodox, 111 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:47,615 but it was stipuIated by the deceased. 112 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:54,720 Fore! 113 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,455 Whoops! (Laughs) 114 00:09:57,163 --> 00:10:00,223 Too hard. OK. Take two. 115 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,757 Howdy doody, partners. 116 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:07,136 It's giveaway time, guys, so let's not waste any time, shall we? 117 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:11,138 - What is this? - Mr. MacLeish wanted to read his wiII. 118 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:14,169 I have the proper documents to corroborate it. 119 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:19,241 I'm gonna get serious now. I hope you don't mind. 120 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:24,554 I, Wilson Oliver MacLeish, being of sound mind and memory 121 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:28,117 and not acting under duress, menace or undue influence, 122 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:33,063 do make, publish and declare this, my last will and testament. 123 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,090 To my faithful manservant, Carlton, 124 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:39,628 I bequeath the sum of $40,000 and my collection of English hunting prints. 125 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,503 Oh. 126 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:43,770 How generous. 127 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:48,143 To my gardener, Hiroshi Takai, I bequeath the sum of $1 0,000 128 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:51,081 and the pickup truck which I purchased for his use. 129 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,677 (Marina) Oh, beautifuI. 130 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:56,187 To my loyal housekeeper, Ruth Steelman, 131 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,588 I bequeath the sum of $1 0,000 132 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:02,025 and the small Rodin bronze in my sitting room. OK, Ruth? 133 00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,894 Isn't there anything about famiIy members? 134 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:07,194 - Tony... - He's coming to that. 135 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,833 Now...for my beloved family. 136 00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:15,304 To my illegitimate half-brother, Anthony Silvano, 137 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:19,437 in order to help him maintain the façade that's so important to him, 138 00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:24,074 I bequeath my complete wardrobe of dress clothes, 139 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,141 including my matching velvet pumps. 140 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,216 - Is that aII? - No. 141 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:34,122 You also get my bubblegum trading card collection 142 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,391 of the 1 959 Washington Senators, 143 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:42,129 including a baseball personally signed by Hoyt Wilhelm. 144 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:47,168 He can't be serious. This is a joke. You're Iucky you're dead! 145 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,696 Same to you. 146 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:53,101 To my nephew, Simon MacLeish, 147 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:56,410 who worries over every single penny, 148 00:11:56,449 --> 00:12:00,579 I bequeath the sum of $500 for the purchase of an adding machine. 149 00:12:00,619 --> 00:12:02,086 What? 150 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:05,147 Batteries not included. (Laughs) 151 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,856 To my cousin, Marina Pepesco... 152 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:19,834 who has tried so unsuccessfully and so often to marry money, 153 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:23,433 I bequeath a membership in the Software Computer Dating Club 154 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:27,913 and a year of ballroom dancing lessons at the studio of her choice. 155 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,006 There must be some mistake. 156 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,709 - He must have been... - No, Marina. 157 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,279 I was not drunk when I made the will. 158 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,314 But I'll bet you will be... 159 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,850 in about an hour? 160 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:45,694 How dare he? After everything! How dare he? 161 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,426 Oh, sit down, Marina. 162 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:50,458 Theatrics wiII not get you another dime. 163 00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:55,296 The remainder of my estate, 164 00:12:55,341 --> 00:13:00,278 including all cash, properties, bonds, artworks and household pets, 165 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:03,907 I bequeath to Mr. Thomas Sullivan Magnum. 166 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,782 (Thunder crashes) 167 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,615 Aloha. 168 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,524 - I have to Iive here? - (Quirk) Yes. 169 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:25,435 The wiII stipuIates that Mr. Magnum take up immediate residence 170 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:29,237 and retain the current staff for at Ieast one year. 171 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,867 This is ridicuIous. 172 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:36,041 You're gonna teII me he Ieft aII his money, $50 miIIion, to a totaI stranger? 173 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,072 (CarIton) Not quite a stranger. 174 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,779 Mr. Magnum performed a service for Mr. MacLeish 175 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,516 who, evidentIy, was quite satisfied. 176 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:47,253 CarIton, sir. I Iook forward to serving you. 177 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:50,558 - Hi, Mr. CarIton... - Save aII of that, buster. 178 00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:53,622 - I won't Iet this sit. - We'II contest the wiII. 179 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,531 - Wait a minute. - You bet your... 180 00:13:55,568 --> 00:14:00,005 No, wait a minute. This came as just as much of a surprise to me... 181 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:03,099 - Sure. Big surprise. - I hardIy knew the man. 182 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:05,667 - WeII enough to fix the wiII. - You cheat. 183 00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:09,147 I did not fix any wiII and I'm not trying to cheat anybody. 184 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:13,083 Fine. WiII you then forthwith renounce aII cIaim to the estate? 185 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,347 - I don't know. - Just as I thought. 186 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:20,051 Wait a minute. Wait. We can work something out. 187 00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:23,560 Something fair. It's $50 miIIion. 188 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,556 $50 miIIion... 189 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,864 I mean, they do have a point. 190 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,866 - It's for the courts to decide. - We'II see you there, paI. 191 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,440 Yeah. You got it? 192 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,545 - Excuse us. - Of course. 193 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:55,185 Mr. MacLeish aIso wanted you to have this videotape. 194 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,253 I don't know what's on it, but he Ieft instructions 195 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:01,755 that you were not to Iook at it untiI after you moved in. 196 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:04,996 CongratuIations, Mr. Magnum. 197 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:09,234 And, uh, if you ever need my services... 198 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:14,912 ''Benton Quirk''. No, wait! I do have some... 199 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:19,077 Mr. Magnum, I hope you wiII forgive my presumption. May I? 200 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,210 What? 201 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,083 Your hat, sir. 202 00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,655 Oh. 203 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:29,889 You are not accustomed to aII this. Accustomed to having money. 204 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,295 - Are you? - Sort of. 205 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:38,235 WeII, not exactIy. I mean, not my own money. 206 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,999 It's no crime, sir. May I? Your coat, pIease. 207 00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:51,482 You simpIy need...different sensibiIities. 208 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:55,645 Mr. Magnum, may I show you some things? 209 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,677 This way, sir. 210 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,382 $50 miIIion! 211 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:09,062 A Van Gogh...Picasso... Monet and a Renoir. 212 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,695 WiIson's father had genuine taste in art. 213 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:15,730 WiIson himseIf preferred pictures of IittIe chiIdren with big eyes. 214 00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:18,470 The art in the house is worth over $10 miIIion, 215 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:22,071 not to mention the Chinese porceIain, the siIver, 216 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:27,780 the MacLeish stamp coIIection and even WiIson's gun coIIection. 217 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,653 It's amazing that one who was so miserabIe a shot 218 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:34,489 shouId take such a rabid interest in firearms. 219 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,858 Excuse me. There you are, sir. 220 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:41,526 - That's a 1 7th-century dueIIing piece. - A Lipscomb. 221 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:45,331 - May I? - They're aII yours now, sir. 222 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,076 I'm sorry, sir. 223 00:16:57,616 --> 00:17:00,710 Another of WiIson MacLeish's Iegacies. 224 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,654 He fancied himseIf a peerIess practicaI joker. 225 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,483 As you can see, I'm dying Iaughing. 226 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:11,588 Of course. This, however, is my favorite. 227 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:15,327 A CoIt .45, vintage 1860. 228 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,296 There we are. Excuse me, sir. 229 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:28,211 The Iatest appraisaI of the entire coIIection was $600,000, 230 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:33,082 but that was years ago and I'm sure the vaIue has risen since then. 231 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,748 This is just a part of the fortune. 232 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,689 It's aII yours... 233 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:42,785 and others wiII try to get a piece of it any way they can. 234 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:49,629 OK, this is aII quite...weird. Now you can teII me why he Ieft it to me. 235 00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,333 ActuaIIy, I've no idea, sir. 236 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:56,432 Other than the fact that Mr. MacLeish found in you an honest man 237 00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,466 who did not take advantage of him. 238 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:02,412 He may have decided to reward you at the expense of his reIatives. 239 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:07,044 I suppose that wouId be his uItimate...practicaI joke. 240 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:12,888 There's no question that your benefactor was capricious, even crueI. 241 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,916 This way, sir. 242 00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:20,122 To be quite honest with you, 243 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:23,862 I'm not sure that Mr. MacLeish's death was an accident. 244 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:28,396 - Do the poIice know that? - Oh, I have no evidence. OnIy intuition. 245 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,874 I'm not particuIarIy metaphysicaI, 246 00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:35,278 but there aIways seemed to be something eviI here - in this house. 247 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:39,876 Perhaps I'm just a bit...superstitious, what with aII the deaths. 248 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,010 Deaths? 249 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,884 Yes. For aII their money, 250 00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:46,357 the McLeishs tend to die young and unpIeasantIy. 251 00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,951 However, I'm sure you'II break that tradition. 252 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:51,155 After aII, you're not a MacLeish. 253 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:57,001 By the way, sir. The caterer caIIed regarding the masquerade baII. 254 00:18:57,035 --> 00:19:01,335 - Masquerade baII? - Mr. MacLeish heId one every year. 255 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,809 In the baIIroom. It's a tradition, sir. 256 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,437 You are now the head of this house. 257 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,115 - I don't know. - It is expected. 258 00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:16,848 - Oh-ho, here are Tristan and IsoIde. - (GrowIing and barking) 259 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:20,381 Mr. MacLeish's onIy friends. Now they're yours. 260 00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:21,687 (Barking) 261 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:26,524 It's quite odd. They're usuaIIy quite friendIy. 262 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,534 WiII you be moving in any pets of your own? 263 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:35,236 Oh, yes, absoIuteIy. We are taking that. 264 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:38,038 - Let me reIieve you. - Thank you. 265 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,825 What the bIoody heII is going on? 266 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,361 I'm moving...out. 267 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:11,839 - You're what? - I'm moving out. 268 00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,111 WeII... 269 00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:18,942 ..that's certainIy deIightfuI news, Magnum, but isn't it unfeasibIe? 270 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:22,078 You can't even afford to repIace Mr. Masters' teIescope. 271 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,519 I had a windfaII. 272 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,388 A few crumpIed doIIar biIIs found in a pocket, 273 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,484 or has this gentIeman taken you in? 274 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,724 - Quite the reverse, actuaIIy. - Oh, CarIton... 275 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,859 ..this is Higgins. He's the major-domo around here. 276 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,301 Higgins, this is CarIton. He's my... 277 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:40,495 ..friend. 278 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:45,533 You don't have to make excuses, sir. I'm Mr. Magnum's manservant. 279 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,869 (Laughs) 280 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,372 ReaIIy, Magnum, the Iengths you'II go to for a joke. 281 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,648 How did you acquire this manservant? 282 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,348 I inherited him. 283 00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:00,351 (Laughs) Yes, of course. The wiII. 284 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:03,919 I suppose you inherited the entire MacLeish fortune? 285 00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:05,361 Just about. 286 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,324 CongratuIations, oId buddy. 287 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,860 I aIways knew my boy wouId make good. 288 00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:16,769 Perfect. The supporting pIayers. 289 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:21,006 You can finish without the audience. I have more important things to do... 290 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:25,278 I say, Higgins, if you're Ieaving, wouId you Iend a hand? 291 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,979 - There's a good chap. - What? 292 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:33,117 I say that I wouId appreciate a IittIe bit of brotherIy assistance. 293 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,521 If there is the sIightest vaIidity to what I am witnessing, 294 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:42,556 I can now be certain that our creator is not onIy indifferent, 295 00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,262 he is crueI. 296 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:55,302 - Not very sporting of him, eh, what? - I'II heIp you with the bags. 297 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:58,077 No, sir. I can manage - however many trips. 298 00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:01,585 I'm sorry. CarIton, this is OrviIIe Wright. 299 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,384 - Sir. - No, this is OrviIIe. 300 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:06,618 This is Theodore CaIvin. 301 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,024 - Might you...? - Yeah, sure. 302 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:12,121 - Thank you very much. - A gentIeman's gentIeman. 303 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,860 I'm not gonna come down on you Iike a vuIture. 304 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,959 - Guys... - Neither am I. 305 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:21,701 In fact, I'm gonna destroy the past. Your bar tabs. 306 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:26,768 Your gas biIIs - they are ancient history. 307 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:30,339 - I want you to think about tax sheIters... - Rick... 308 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:33,818 - You ought to invest in aviation, tourism. - T.C. 309 00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:37,578 - Can I fIy you somewhere? - Run down some pIates...? 310 00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:40,147 Guys, wait, pIease! 311 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,490 This is very disappointing. 312 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,427 What? 313 00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,454 AII this hustIe. 314 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:51,661 But...maybe we can work something out. 315 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:56,003 I'II have my financiaI advisers get in touch with you next week. 316 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,737 FinanciaI advisers? We're your buddies. 317 00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:01,075 - Yeah. - Of course you are. 318 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:06,050 But things have been so hectic IateIy that, frankIy, aII I want to do 319 00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:10,418 is go home to my nice, great big house 320 00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:14,858 and have a IittIe drinky-poo and watch some teIIy. 321 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,224 Ta. 322 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:22,460 I know what you're thinking. 323 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:26,767 Wilson MacLeish leaving me $50 million was a practical joke. 324 00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:30,605 I had the feeling the real reason was on the tape that he left me. 325 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:34,578 I hoped it wasn't so funny that I was gonna be left in stitches. 326 00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:46,889 - How's the whisky, Magnum? - (Coughs) 327 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:49,553 That's OK. It's good stuff. You deserve it. 328 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:53,655 If you're sitting in my favorite chair with your feet on the ottoman, 329 00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:57,259 that means you've really moved in. Congratulations. 330 00:23:58,003 --> 00:23:59,698 It also means... 331 00:24:03,074 --> 00:24:05,474 ..that I've been murdered. 332 00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:08,377 One of my relatives did it for the inheritance. 333 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:11,507 But I fooled him or her. I gave it to you. 334 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:14,451 And now I want you to find out which one of them it was. 335 00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:17,978 You owe it to me, Magnum. 336 00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:21,752 Or may I put it another way? 337 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:25,092 This $50 million is the biggest fee you'll ever get. 338 00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:29,227 - Guess who? - Aargh! 339 00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:32,828 (Laughs) Surprised you. 340 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,768 You certainIy did. How did you get in? 341 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,973 Uh, WiIson gave me this. 342 00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:46,677 I thought that tonight wouId be a good time to return it. 343 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:50,481 It's, uh...CarIton's night off, isn't it? 344 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,980 Yes, it is. 345 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:55,656 So... 346 00:24:56,595 --> 00:24:57,584 ..there. 347 00:24:58,396 --> 00:25:01,923 Your house is now...impenetrabIe. 348 00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:05,665 AImost. 349 00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:10,201 You know, from the moment I first met you, 350 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:13,006 I thought we couId become...friends. 351 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,971 How about making me a drink? 352 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,415 Oh, weII... 353 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:21,851 I'm tired. I was gonna go straight to bed. 354 00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:23,878 How convenient. 355 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:29,488 Look, maybe we couId have Iunch sometime. 356 00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:35,856 WeII, Mr. Magnum... 357 00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:38,335 ..if we go to court over the wiII, 358 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,533 it couId tie the assets up for an awfuIIy Iong time. 359 00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:47,202 So, what I wouId reaIIy Iike to do is work something out. 360 00:25:47,245 --> 00:25:51,113 You know? Just...between...you and me. 361 00:25:53,985 --> 00:25:57,079 - What about your cousins? - What they don't know... 362 00:25:57,122 --> 00:26:00,216 Won't hurt them? I thought you might say that. 363 00:26:00,258 --> 00:26:02,351 Why don't I make you that drink? 364 00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:05,861 Scotch. 365 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,400 Marina... 366 00:26:12,437 --> 00:26:17,932 ..what if I toId you that WiIson might have been murdered? 367 00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:20,376 Murdered? 368 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,811 How dreadfuI. 369 00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,906 Do you have any idea who might... 370 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,746 ..want to kiII him? 371 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,187 Simon or Tony. 372 00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:35,122 Either one wouId have done it for the inheritance. 373 00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:39,525 They expected to be weII remembered? 374 00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:41,731 We aII did. 375 00:26:44,502 --> 00:26:47,903 You're not impIying that I might have kiIIed WiIson? 376 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,874 No. You just did. 377 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,312 Marina... (ChuckIes) 378 00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:02,786 ..you've seen too many Bette Davis movies. 379 00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:05,722 He was my cousin, damn it! 380 00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:09,124 I'm entitIed to some of the fortune, not you! 381 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,594 Why, I practicaIIy grew up in this house! 382 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,996 Then you'II know how to Iet yourseIf out. 383 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:30,144 The house was old, but comfortable... 384 00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:32,672 if you liked sleeping in gymnasiums. 385 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:37,478 That's why when the lights went out, I knew something was up. 386 00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:40,282 Of course, I was prepared. 387 00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:20,190 - (Dogs barking) - Aargh! 388 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:22,856 Cut it out! Just cut it out! 389 00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:27,230 (Distant tinkIing) 390 00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:55,354 AIoha. 391 00:29:08,046 --> 00:29:10,344 - (Wood cracking) - Aargh! 392 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:21,351 (T.C.) How did they know you'd hit that step? 393 00:29:21,392 --> 00:29:23,883 That's about as cIever as you can get. 394 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,294 - Maybe they didn't. - You think it was Iuck? 395 00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:29,960 - Sure. Bad Iuck - just an accident. - Oh, come on, Thomas. 396 00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:34,301 It's an oId house. Lights can go out, fIoorboards can give way. 397 00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:37,069 Yeah, and things can go bump in the night. 398 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:40,100 That's a murder attempt if I ever saw one. 399 00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:43,672 Yeah? Then why didn't they try to finish me off? 400 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:46,377 It's supposed to Iook accidentaI. 401 00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:49,079 - I wonder what they'II try next. - Rick?! 402 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,452 I saw a movie when they kiIIed this guy. 403 00:29:51,489 --> 00:29:55,016 They threw an eIectric Iawnmower in the bathtub - bzzt! 404 00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:58,186 It fried him just Iike that. 405 00:29:58,229 --> 00:30:00,163 You better take showers. 406 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:04,393 - Guys. - Stay out of the kitchen too. 407 00:30:04,435 --> 00:30:06,869 AII sorts of things can happen in there. 408 00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:10,864 - Gas, poisoning, garbage disposaI. - Garbage disposaI? 409 00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:12,570 Uh-huh. 410 00:30:13,044 --> 00:30:17,174 Yeah. Look on the bright side - at Ieast nobody's shooting at you. 411 00:30:43,808 --> 00:30:46,072 - This is Mr. Magnum. - HeIIo. 412 00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:48,977 HeIIo. So gIad you couId come. 413 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:53,382 Oh, Mr. Magnum, I knew we shouId not have oiIed this visor. 414 00:30:54,485 --> 00:30:57,249 (Speaks French) 415 00:30:57,288 --> 00:30:59,552 (Speaks French) 416 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:03,550 - (Speaks French) - Très bien, Your Majesty. 417 00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:08,089 And it's so good to see Her Majesty. You Iook divine. 418 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:10,357 Just divine. 419 00:31:10,401 --> 00:31:13,461 He got my costume. I'm not gonna forgive him for this. 420 00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:15,699 (Speaks French) 421 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:17,071 Oui. 422 00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:21,943 You wiII pay for this. You wiII pay for this. You wiII both pay for this. 423 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,607 (Laughs) 424 00:31:37,528 --> 00:31:40,258 Higgins! You came! 425 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,665 I see weaIth hasn't dimmed your perspicacity. 426 00:31:45,703 --> 00:31:47,933 - My what? - Never mind. 427 00:31:47,972 --> 00:31:49,963 I'm sure you remember CarIton. 428 00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:51,339 Higgins. 429 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,908 - How do you do? - Very weII, thank you. 430 00:31:56,547 --> 00:32:00,108 The reason I'm here - the onIy reason I'm here - 431 00:32:00,151 --> 00:32:03,086 is that I'm duty-bound by the charities invoIved. 432 00:32:03,121 --> 00:32:05,089 Of course. 433 00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:08,456 Now, however difficuIt this may be for me to say, 434 00:32:08,493 --> 00:32:12,486 I have aIways found in you...weII... 435 00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:14,795 ..character. 436 00:32:14,832 --> 00:32:17,596 I think you wiII do right by this inheritance. 437 00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:20,502 Thank you, Higgins. I intend to. 438 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:26,168 Good. I'II caII you tomorrow to discuss your contributions. 439 00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:36,279 We gotta do something about that dummy Magnum. 440 00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:39,051 We are. I fiIed suit this morning. 441 00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:43,459 That'II onIy take forever. WiIson reaIIy stuck it to us this time. 442 00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:45,985 You know, I aIways hated that jerk. 443 00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:50,160 When we were kids I Ioaned him my Johnny Ray records and he never gave them back. 444 00:32:50,201 --> 00:32:54,365 I aIways figured that's OK because he's my brother...kinda. 445 00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:59,109 I figured he'd aIways take care of me, you know what I mean? 446 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:01,008 I wish I had those records back. 447 00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:04,572 With $50 miIIion you can buy aII the records you want. 448 00:33:04,615 --> 00:33:06,412 Simon, I need a drink. 449 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:13,720 Thank you. 450 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:19,825 Maybe you shouId try and get to know Magnum a IittIe better. 451 00:33:19,864 --> 00:33:22,799 (Laughs) I'II bet she aIready has. 452 00:33:24,902 --> 00:33:32,809 CarIton...try not to be obvious, but take a Iook at that Grim Reaper over there. 453 00:33:33,644 --> 00:33:36,078 Do you remember him coming in? 454 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:38,873 No, sir. 455 00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:41,851 - Any idea who he is? - None. 456 00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:48,185 (CarIton) ShaII I ask to see his invitation? 457 00:33:48,226 --> 00:33:50,888 No. I wiII. 458 00:33:51,896 --> 00:33:55,764 - What about the guests? - Let them eat cake. 459 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,227 (BaIIoons bursting) 460 00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:27,015 (Magnum) AII right. Put the papers down. 461 00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:35,561 Now take off the mask. 462 00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:41,163 You'II have to do it for the poIice. 463 00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:43,162 You do it. 464 00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:09,789 Come back here! HeIp! 465 00:36:11,702 --> 00:36:13,192 HeIp! 466 00:36:17,441 --> 00:36:18,931 HeIp! 467 00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:25,347 One shouIdn't Iie down in a suit of armor. It's impossibIe to get up. 468 00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:28,250 I did not Iie down, I was knocked down. 469 00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:33,451 I read about a knight in the Crusades who was chasing a Saracen woman. 470 00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:37,359 He feII on his back whiIe amorousIy aroused and starved to death. 471 00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:39,795 HeIp me up before he gets away. 472 00:36:39,830 --> 00:36:41,695 - Who? - The Grim Reaper. 473 00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:44,462 - He was steaIing from the safe. - How bizarre. 474 00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:45,969 Higgins! 475 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,467 Aargh! 476 00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:23,172 (RattIes doorknob) 477 00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:39,445 Aargh! 478 00:37:51,969 --> 00:37:52,958 Agh! 479 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:01,433 Aargh! 480 00:38:08,586 --> 00:38:10,247 (Groans in pain) 481 00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:15,518 Where am I? Where am I? 482 00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:17,459 (Higgins) Magnum? 483 00:38:19,764 --> 00:38:22,289 Higgins, where did he go? 484 00:38:27,938 --> 00:38:29,599 (BaIIoons bursting) 485 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:32,073 (Sighs) 486 00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:35,545 I stiII can't figure out how the Grim Reaper got outta here. 487 00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:37,171 Seems obvious. 488 00:38:37,214 --> 00:38:40,911 Yeah. He scampered up the waII and out that IittIe window. 489 00:38:41,919 --> 00:38:43,750 - Not at aII. - What then? 490 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:48,851 He broke down his moIecuIar structure and beamed himseIf to Waikiki? 491 00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:50,793 Magnum, it's so simpIe. 492 00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:56,824 A house of this period, designed, I beIieve, by LeVassier - aImost a standard fixture. 493 00:38:56,867 --> 00:38:59,028 (Laughs) 494 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:02,471 A secret paneI à Ia BeIa Lugosi? Come on. 495 00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:06,532 PreciseIy. The onIy probIem is finding it. 496 00:39:06,577 --> 00:39:08,238 It might take... 497 00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:12,505 ..some time. 498 00:39:45,649 --> 00:39:46,980 (Popping sound) 499 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,973 BubbIy? 500 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:20,377 Devigny Père et FiIs '53. Last case Ieft in the worId. 501 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,049 WiIson MacLeish. 502 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,282 In the fIesh. 503 00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:28,491 - Why? - Neat trick, huh? 504 00:40:28,526 --> 00:40:31,154 Hated to trash the pIane, but c'est Ia vie. 505 00:40:31,195 --> 00:40:33,060 The best part was my funeraI. 506 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:36,828 Seeing aII the gang, the crocodiIe tears, phony speeches. 507 00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:40,268 I Ioved it. HeII, even the party was fun, man. 508 00:40:40,304 --> 00:40:42,636 Remind me to change the caterer, though. 509 00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:47,508 - Why? - Because the food was terribIe, man. 510 00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:51,811 That's not what Magnum means. He wants to know why you did it. 511 00:40:51,849 --> 00:40:54,784 I suspected one of my reIatives was out to get me. 512 00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:56,946 Maybe I'm paranoid but I had to find out. 513 00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:59,217 So you made me a target? 514 00:40:59,256 --> 00:41:02,748 I thought you couId catch the one and then I'd reappear. 515 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:06,255 I'm sorry about your Ieg, paI. 516 00:41:07,264 --> 00:41:12,258 That was me with the Iights. Got some wires crossed. It's an oId house. 517 00:41:14,104 --> 00:41:16,095 Why risk showing yourseIf tonight? 518 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:20,975 PartIy to Iisten in on my reIatives and because I made one mistake. 519 00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:23,710 I Ieft the reaI wiII in the safe! 520 00:41:23,747 --> 00:41:28,150 I knew CarIton wouId find out. He knows everything, the meddIing idiot. 521 00:41:28,185 --> 00:41:31,018 He knows now you weren't Ieaving him zip. 522 00:41:31,055 --> 00:41:34,547 Big deaI. He gets a pay check, room and board. 523 00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:40,656 Anyway, what do you think? Which one was out to get me? 524 00:41:40,698 --> 00:41:45,362 I doubt if they were. But if they were, I sure as heII wouIdn't bIame them. 525 00:41:45,402 --> 00:41:46,733 Magnum. 526 00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:50,536 Higgins, Iook at the way he uses peopIe, Iike more of his possessions. 527 00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:52,906 CarIton, his famiIy, his reIatives. 528 00:41:52,943 --> 00:41:54,740 They don't seem to mind. 529 00:41:54,778 --> 00:42:00,375 WeII, they can't afford to. But I mind. I mind a whoIe Iot! 530 00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:04,183 - You set me up Iike a sitting duck. - You had a good week. 531 00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:06,386 That's not the point! 532 00:42:06,423 --> 00:42:11,656 Oh, I get it. You were sore about the money. 533 00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:15,091 (Laughs) 534 00:42:15,132 --> 00:42:19,535 You didn't reaIIy think I wouId Ieave you $50 miIIion? 535 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:22,539 That's not the point either! 536 00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:27,010 The point is you are a worthIess human being. 537 00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:29,512 Let's not be bitter about this. 538 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:33,210 I'm gonna do right by you. What do you say to 25 big ones? 539 00:42:34,985 --> 00:42:38,386 OK. 50. That'II buy a Iot of Mai Tais. 540 00:42:41,325 --> 00:42:43,759 - I'II settIe for this. - What? 541 00:42:43,794 --> 00:42:47,286 - Magnum, don't. He's not worth it. - Of course I'm not. 542 00:42:47,331 --> 00:42:49,424 ReaIIy! 543 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:53,202 No. 544 00:42:57,207 --> 00:42:59,607 You can aIways drink Mai Tais. 545 00:43:07,451 --> 00:43:11,683 I had the perfect investment. A $4 miIIion condo deaI on Bora Bora. 546 00:43:11,722 --> 00:43:14,520 I take a finder's fee of that and it's... 547 00:43:14,558 --> 00:43:17,527 - It's $240,000. - Lost. 548 00:43:17,561 --> 00:43:21,554 That's just Iike you, OrviIIe, aIways thinking about yourseIf. 549 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,261 - Now, me... - Hi, guys. 550 00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:27,498 Don't ''Hi, guys'' us. You owe the cIub a Iot of money. 551 00:43:27,538 --> 00:43:30,871 I thought you were destroying the past. 552 00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:33,103 I just decided to reconstruct it. 553 00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:36,579 - And don't forget your gas biIIs either. - T.C... 554 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:39,447 - Don't Iook for sympathy. - Let's get out of here. 555 00:43:39,483 --> 00:43:41,348 You can buy us a drink. 556 00:43:41,385 --> 00:43:44,354 Your manservant ain't serving today. 557 00:43:46,991 --> 00:43:49,653 You go ahead. I'II meet you at the cIub. 558 00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:51,684 - Why? - WeII... 559 00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:58,430 .. I just wanted to have one Iast Iook at the pIace. 560 00:44:02,439 --> 00:44:05,533 (Sighs) You know, guys... 561 00:44:07,011 --> 00:44:10,208 ..for a whiIe there, it was sorta nice. 562 00:44:16,253 --> 00:44:17,379 (CarIton) Nothing. 563 00:44:19,056 --> 00:44:20,717 No thing at aII. 564 00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:22,953 You were Ieaving me nothing. 565 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:26,656 That's not true. That's why I was taking the wiII out of the safe. 566 00:44:26,697 --> 00:44:30,428 I reaIized that I'd overIooked you. I was gonna caII Quirk and put you in. 567 00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:33,527 - I'm teIIing it Iike it is. - PIease. ''TeII it as it is.'' 568 00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:35,561 Don't die with wretched grammar. 569 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:38,006 OK. As it is, paI. 570 00:44:38,042 --> 00:44:40,840 Good. Do you know how Iong I've worked for you? 571 00:44:40,878 --> 00:44:45,212 - Sure. 15 years. 15 years or so... - 25. 572 00:44:45,249 --> 00:44:47,717 25 miserabIe years I baby-sat you, 573 00:44:47,751 --> 00:44:50,515 I toIerated your humor, I endured your jokes, 574 00:44:50,554 --> 00:44:53,387 I put you to bed when you were drunk, 575 00:44:53,424 --> 00:44:56,825 I fixed it with that...Hungarian acrobat... 576 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:58,657 I know. Hey, hey. 577 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,527 Now, she was reaIIy good. 578 00:45:00,564 --> 00:45:03,294 But not once did you ever thank me. 579 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:06,325 I suppose I didn't reaIIy expect thanks from you. 580 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:11,069 Hey, I - I - I said thank you. I remember that. A bunch of times! 581 00:45:11,108 --> 00:45:15,408 What I expected, however, was just a IittIe something in the wiII. 582 00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:17,141 Just a IittIe something. 583 00:45:17,181 --> 00:45:21,345 Whether or not I Iived to get it, wouIdn't matter, but to know that it was there. 584 00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:24,912 It'II be there. I swear it'II be there. 585 00:45:24,955 --> 00:45:28,356 And I swear, Mr. MacLeish, that it is too Iate. 586 00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:31,020 There'II be a whoIe Iot more. 587 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:34,895 As much as you want. Anything you want. Gimme a break! 588 00:45:34,932 --> 00:45:37,059 - Too Iate. - CarIton! 589 00:45:39,937 --> 00:45:43,270 - Don't do it. - Magnum, thank God. 590 00:45:43,307 --> 00:45:45,298 Mr. Magnum, stay out of this. 591 00:45:45,342 --> 00:45:48,800 - Give me the gun. - Stay where you are. 592 00:45:48,846 --> 00:45:50,939 Sir, don't come any cIoser. 593 00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:54,883 - I shouIdn't Iike to kiII you too. - I don't think you wiII. 594 00:46:13,637 --> 00:46:15,070 Very weII. 595 00:46:16,406 --> 00:46:18,567 You shouIdn't have stopped me. 596 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:22,670 He's treated you as he treated everyone eIse. Worse, he made you a target. 597 00:46:22,713 --> 00:46:26,114 - I can handIe it. - You won't regret it, I promise. 598 00:46:27,151 --> 00:46:30,951 Mr. Magnum, do you reaIize if you kiII him, 599 00:46:30,988 --> 00:46:33,684 you keep the fortune, everything? 600 00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:35,316 CarIton, you're fired. 601 00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:42,290 Isn't it ironic that if you save his Iife, you Iose everything? 602 00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:43,959 You'II never work again. 603 00:46:44,001 --> 00:46:48,495 What a wretched and short-sighted moraIity you have. 604 00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:50,769 OK, CarIton, I'm gonna have you arrested! 605 00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:53,934 - Shut up! - Magnum... 606 00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:57,811 - Do it. Do it. - You wouIdn't? 607 00:46:57,848 --> 00:47:00,715 You reaIIy think you'd be missed by anyone? 608 00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:03,276 - That isn't the point. - Isn't it? 609 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:07,450 AII you have to prove your worth, is the friends you Ieave behind. 610 00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:12,053 - I'm sorry about your Ieg, paI. - And you don't seem to have any. 611 00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:16,156 You give peopIe a motive, WiIson, they might just kiII you. 612 00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:21,126 - You won't get away with this. - I won't teII anybody. 613 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:24,637 WeII, you just... No. 614 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,142 (Cocks gun) 615 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,871 No! 616 00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:38,348 You know, CarIton, I just cannot resist a good practicaI joke. 617 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:50,363 - Join me for a drink? - It'II be my pIeasure, sir. 618 00:47:50,413 --> 00:47:54,963 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0